Middle of Mowhere Crewneck
Some people call us "flyover country" or "middle of nowhere" here in Missouri. Or say, "oh you live in Kansas" when you say you live in Kansas City. Well this isn't the middle of nowhere. This is the Middle of Mowhere. And we're cooler than a polar bears toes.
WARNING: This sweatshirt is so soft that you would think that you woke up from the best dream you've ever had, made a sweatshirt out of that very dream, then put it on... You may never take it off.
Super-soft, tri-blend, unisex crewneck (50% Polyester, 37% Cotton, 13% Rayon)
Made in the U-S of A